their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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