): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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