The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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