Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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