i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I take back everything I said about communal showers
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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