Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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