chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
This is classic penis vs brain.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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