He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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