...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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