Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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