Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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