do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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