Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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