I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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