Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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