This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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