Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
