i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
well you can't waste a boner
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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