So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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