My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Congratulations! We have a period
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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