New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
