Who did Billy Mays play for?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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