And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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