i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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