Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
