clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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