I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
she looked like the before picture.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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