I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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