Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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