she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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