i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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