Pregnant stripper...not hot.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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