In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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