...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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