quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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