Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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