he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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