That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
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