So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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