It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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