My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I wish there were birth control emojis
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Go christen that room with your naked body.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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