i think i have herpe
just one?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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