Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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