I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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