summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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