her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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