i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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