whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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