BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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