Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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