I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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