How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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